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Sunday, July 14, 2002 ~ 04:19 p.m.

Well, I'm bored, so here ya go: The Longest Blog Quiz EVER!!!

1. What is your name: Sarah, but you may address me as Your Greatness
2. What is your quest?: The extermination of stupidity and the addition of birth control to the water supply.
3. How are you?: Cold. Freakin' cold.
4. Would you ever eat sushi?: Not voluntarily. But if it's for the good of humanity...
5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body?: Now who's naked body are we referring to here? I mean, I don't like sushi, but there are some opportunities you just can't pass up.
6. Sexual Preference?: Girls me no likey!
7. Bondage?: Makes good advertisement boards in the dorms.
8. What were you in a past life?: Mrrowr?
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do?: Scratch. Bite. Hiss.
10. When confronted with Brittany Spears, you...?: Scratch. Bite. Hiss.
11. What's your favorite coffee?: Hot chocolate.
12. What's your political perspective?: Punish the people who need it and leave the rest of us alone.
13. Are you my Angel?: Uh...of course. Horns? What horns? Those aren't horns, they're....uh...
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up?: A Bene Gesserit Muppet.
16. There's a naked man in your living room, what do you do?: Well, if it's someone I don't know, probably hit him on the head with something heavy. And then call the cops. Then, depending on what he looks like, I just might fix some sushi.
17. How stupid do you think you are?: We all have our blonde days.
18. How stupid do other people think you are?: First impression or after I rip their nuts off?
19. Who the hell do you think you are?: Am I wrong?
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad?: That's a draw. On one hand, I'm happy having tiny boobs because guys actually meet my eyes. On the other, the thought of reminding people every now and again that I'm a girl does have some potential.
21. If you could levitate, who would you scare first?: Scare? Who would I spy on is the correct question.
22. What's your favorite fruit?: Peaches, strawberries, and nectarines.
23. Can you feel the love tonight?: Errr...
24. On a nude beach, you would?: Feel the love? No, probably just massive sunburn.
25. Make up a story with yourself, a bridge, and a bunny: Mercenary rabbits are some of the most heartless rodents you'll ever meet. You don't want to know what I endured while in their clutches. No one should have to live through that, much less read it.
26. What do you think about contemporary art?: I fully intend to sell my firstborn's finger paintings to art galleries and then laugh at all the pretentious snobs.
27. Do you like being naked?: Yes indeed. Just not in front of people.
28. If we had proof God didn't exist, what would happen?: It would be printed in a tabloid next to an article about a man whose cow Bessie is really Elvis reincarnated and people would continue to kill each other over whose religion is better.
29. Do you enjoy cheeze whiz?: Cheese. In a can. I'm sorry, but CHEESE was never meant to be in a CAN.
30. What's your position on virginity?: Brittany Spears is a hobag.
31. On civil unions: Say what?
32. On RuPaul: Why do transvestites have such horrendous taste?
33. On mosquito bites: God has a lot to answer for.
34. On bad sitcoms: Entertaining in that you can literally feel your intelligence draining away.
35. On Fran Drescher: She's amazing. The only woman who can simultaneously cause me to bleed freely from both my eyes and my ears.
36. Are you left handed or right handed?:Right handed.
37. Are you smart?: Is this a trick question?
38. What's your middle name?: I have cool initials. :-P
39. How many personalities do you have?: Only one, but I got a really good deal on it!
40. How many piercings do you have?: Two, one in each ear. Not to say that I wouldn't like more.
41. What was your first word?: Baby
42. Are you superstitious?: For the last time, kissing the roof of the car under a yellow light really does make the light stay yellow longer!
43. Do you read your horoscope?: It cracks me up.
44. Do you believe in that stuff?: Nope. But it's funny.
45. Can you do a cartwheel?: Yep, although I haven't tried in a while...
46. Do you have contact lenses?: Yep
47. Do you have a retainer or braces?: A retainer I'm supposed to sleep in. I have no idea where it is.
48. Can you drive?: Despite the estrogen, yes, I'm actually a very competent driver.
49. Do you snore?: *rolls eyes* Not that I know of. I've never quite been able to stay awake to hear myself sleep.
50. Do you drool in your sleep?: Occasionally. Usually only when I fall asleep in class so I can look as retarded as possible.
51. Do you lick your envelopes?: Yep, and they aren't even special envelopes.
52. Do you keep a journals?: Well, besides this blog, yes. After all, how else would I keep sane?
53. Do you like onions?: Yes! Especially with sharp cheddar cheese.
54. Do you like cotton candy?: Mmmm. Hyper on a stick.
55. What instruments can you play?: Piano
56. Do you like to dance?: Yes. I always dance. I can't not move.
57. Do you like to sing?: Definitely!
58. Are you any good at it?: I'm not tone deaf.
59. Do you like to talk on the phone? No. I loathe phones.
60. Do you like where you live?: Aside from the institutional look and the cockroaches who are big enough to routinely rob me of my lunch money, SECH isn't so bad.
61. Are you organized? Help! I'm drowning in the stack of three-year old school papers!!!!!
62. Do you sleep with socks on?: I have to. I'm not called the Ice Bitch for nothing.
63. Are you shy?: Only around people I don't know.
64. Do you talk to yourself?: Constantly. And I argue. Most of the time, I win.
65. Are you a morning person?: Emphatically no. My morning routine starts with a crash course in my name, location, and detailed directions to the shower.
66. Are you a virgin?: Eh?
67. Are you proud of that?: I'm pretty sure it doesn’t matter.
68. Do you believe in reincarnation? Mrrowr?
69. Do you believe in God?: You look at this world and you look at the people in it and you can't help but believe there is a God. You also can't help but believe He must be very very disappointed in us from time to time.
70. Do you believe in ghosts?: Yes
71. Do you believe in Bigfoot?: Believe in him? Hell, I KNOW him.
72. How old do you wish you were? 6
73. What will you name your daughter? Rhiannon, unless my husband comes up with something better.
74. Son? I've always liked the name Michael.
75. Have you ever thought you were gonna die?: Yes. Been completely convinced of it, in fact.
76. Where do you wanna go?: Back to Ireland.
77. Been kissed? Often and well.
78. Done drugs? I'm so drug free I got a Fig Newton on the "What Drug Are You Most Like?" quiz. I'm weird enough without them, thanks.
79. Eaten an entire box of Oreos? Not yet.
80. Been on stage? I danced and sang until I came to UAH.
81. Dumped someone else? As opposed to myself?
82. Gotten in a car accident? Yep, but my car didn't get so much as a scratch. The girl who rear-ended me didn't come out quite so well. Let's hear it for trailer hitches.
83. Watched "Punky Brewster"? Of course!
84. Been in love? Yes. :-)

Favorites...

85. Shampoo: Herbal Essence, although I can never seem to find the bottle that includes the instant harem.
86. Toothpaste: I'm a Crest kid!
87. Soap: Plain old Dial soap. It doesn't float, it sinks. It doesn't have any pansy moisture crap. It's just soap.
88. Type of soup: Potato leek. Preferably with brown bread, a castle, and a few minstrels. ;-)
89. Room in your house: Our playroom. Come on, any room with five computers running is just fun.
90. Instrument: I love piano but I'm also a sucker for cello.
91. Color: Blue and purple. But not on my skin.
92. Animal: Cats are the most perfect form of carbon based life
93. Beer: Free
94. Liquor: Peach Schnapps
95. Soda: Sonic's cherry limeade
96. Food: I have two X chromosomes. Do you have to ask?
97. Book: The Honor Harrington series. The best Sci-fi series ever written, hands down.
98. Author: This is a toss up between Tolkien, Weber, and Lewis.
99. Poet: I like Robert Frost, but I generally despise poetry. Poets are usually either sappy or depressed, both of which make me vomit.
100. Band: I have absolutely no idea.
101. CD: At the moment, Tori Amos' Little Earthquakes
102. Song: Way too many to list here.
103. Movie: See above.
104. TV Show: Farscape! Any show with muppets is just damn cool. ;-)
105. Anime: Fushigi Yuugi...they have sexy monks! Now where did I put that Magic Shell......
106. Other Country: Ireland to visit and Burma to conquer.
107. State: I've very partial to North Carolina and Virginia as far as scenery.
108. Movie genre: Sci-fi and action. Gratuitous explosions are good.

Either/Or...

109. Coffee or hot chocolate? I think I already answered this one.
110. Big or little? *snicker* And just what are referring to here?
111. Lace or satin? Satin, duh.
112. New or old? New
113. Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Die screaming.
114. Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? Brad Pitt because Snatch is a freakin' awesome movie!
115. Vogue or Material Girl? I'm a dinosaur! Grr!
116. Jeans or cords: Jeans. Always jeans.
117. Sweater or sweatshirt? Depends on which one is softer and warmer and if it's mine or one I stole from Todd.
118. T-shirt or tank top? Tank top!
119. Skirt or dress? Jeans
120. Wool or cotton? Wool is itchy! And I never trust the sheep not to come back pissed off.
121. Rose or Lily? I love lilies, but I'm a sucker for a rose. It's silly, I know, but I'm just girly enough to melt for roses.
122. The way it is or the way it was? The way it will be.....as soon as I rule the world!

In the last 24 hours, have you...

123. Cried? Surprisingly, no.
124. Helped someone? *wince* Uh, no, I walked over the guy's prone body and kept going. But the cops showed up a few minutes later, so I don't feel so bad.
125. Bought something? A movie ticket and a milkshake at Denny's.
126. Gotten sick? Okay, so maybe the milkshake was a bad idea.
127. Gone to the movies? Punchbuggy!
128. Gone out for dinner? Well, Todd and I hit Tellini's yesterday for lunch....
129. Said "I love you"?: Repeatedly :-)
130. Written in a journal? Two journals, in fact! Go me!
131. Talked to someone you have a crush on? Don't have a crush on anyone, so no.
132. Had a serious talk? No. I try to avoid being serious very often. I think it makes you older quicker.
133. Missed someone? YES!!!! Pain in my ass....
134. Hugged someone? Not enough.
135. Fought with your parents? No, we had a very nice conversation about my grandparents' new house.
136. Fought with a friend? Only if you include me trying to kick Jeff in the head (and damn near succeeding, if it hadn't been for Jared) after he tried to stuff the condom that he'd hung on my car antenna down my pants.